Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Deleterious Toe Jammery

The Toe Jam & Earl video game series sends the wrong message to our children. Toe Jam is ostensibly a silly, inane name, but is toe jam something we want our children cozying up to. Toe jam is not only unsightly, but it can lead to a decay of the nail bed, infections, blisters, abrasions, and possibly insanity. One addendum I propose be made the next (and ultimately last) installment of the series is the inception of a hero, one that will defeat the wretched Toe Jam. His name would be Thorlo, a summa cum laude graduate of Sock University. Equipped with thicker, denser terry padding than other socks, Thorlo is capable of preventing the formation and spreading of the bacteria that is the genesis of toe jam. In the meantime, www.videogamebuttons.com has all the summary, renting, and buying info. you need for any game and any platform.


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